Monday, December 13, 2010
Dear Blue Flip Phone,
After many years together, our relationship has come to an end. I've found someone new.
She's sleek, smart, and sexy. My generous co-workers introduced us just today. Love at first text!
I'll miss your sonar ring and all the stylish "flips." Oh the good times we had.
I'll remember you always,
Dave Heimbuch
(Welcome to the 21st century, Dave.)
I miss her already, time to retire those sunglasses too?
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